Official Blog for: Penis Enlargement Book - Happiness Thru the Art of... Penis Enlargement
After almost a year, I have finally finished the book. It is now available on Amazon and the official title is 'Happiness Thru the Art of... Penis Enlargement: A 'Novel Guide' to Jelqing, the G-spot, How to Last Longer in Bed and Other Sexual Secrets.'
I'm really proud of the book. I think it's really good. Yes, it's a how-to book on jelqing, and how to be a great lover, even if you don't have a lot of sexual experience. But, it's also a very funny story about Ben, a good-natured guy, has lived his entire life with an alcoholic, verbally abusive penis named 'The Brotha'. The story begins when the Brotha finally goes too far with his dictation over Ben, and both admit to being unhappy with their life. As a result, both start a journey toward happiness which leads to their finding a guide to penis enlargement. Following the guide, they increase the Brotha's size, and learn sexual secrets which turn out to be only the beginning in their journey towards happiness.
Official Blog for: Penis Enlargement Book - Happiness Thru the Art of... Penis Enlargement
After almost a year, I have finally finished the book. It is now available on Amazon and the official title is 'Happiness Thru the Art of... Penis Enlargement: A 'Novel Guide' to Jelqing, the G-spot, How to Last Longer in Bed and Other Sexual Secrets.'
I'm really proud of the book. I think it's really good. Yes, it's a how-to book on jelqing, and how to be a great lover, even if you don't have a lot of sexual experience. But, it's also a very funny story about Ben, a good-natured guy, has lived his entire life with an alcoholic, verbally abusive penis named 'The Brotha'. The story begins when the Brotha finally goes too far with his dictation over Ben, and both admit to being unhappy with their life. As a result, both start a journey toward happiness which leads to their finding a guide to penis enlargement. Following the guide, they increase the Brotha's size, and learn sexual secrets which turn out to be only the beginning in their journey towards happiness.
I did not write yesterday either. What happened was that on Tuesday I played about 10 games of racquetball and I came home at 10:30pm with a headache. But in spite of the headache I worked until 2:30am coming with 3 more TV show ideas.
Unfortunately, yesterday I woke up too early and the headache was still there. I sat at the computer to write and I just couldn't get myself to do it, so I didn't. But I think it was good because last night I became excited about writing the book. I actually started to look forward to it. For some reason the pressure was off and I felt comfortable.
So this morning when I got up I felt good. I had my usually breakfast (waffles), took a shower and got to work. I can say with some confidence that this is a book that more than just steps into the world of the absurd, it lives there. But even with that I think that it represents what it is like to have a penis very well. So today, I like the book. I like what I wrote, as crazy as it was. And I know that I am going to like what I am going to write tomorrow.
My favorite line that I wrote today was: Oh my god my penis is exchanging “Sup’s” in a steam room with another penis.
Words: 1843 Writing time: 12 - 3:30pm Mood: relieved Impression: What the fuck!
I ended up going to sleep at about 5:30am and woke up at 11:30. I just couldn't go to sleep. I was working on this blog and then I was just on edge. And when I woke up I considered not writing. I wasn't very tired but I just didn't know what the hell I was going to write.
I really am in new territory with this book. I tend to write dramas, actions, or adventures. I almost always write stuff with deeper meanings and those genres lend themselves to having deeper meanings. Setting out to write something that is supposed to be funny and then telling people that I'm doing it is like having sex in front of a large audience. It can take you to psychological places that you have never been.
I have an interesting relationship with comedy. Growing up my older brother was clearly the funny one. I seriously never even tried to be funny until one day in the 9th grade. I hung out with a group of kids and after school we often stood around in a circle while each of them would try and make the others laugh.
I never joined in on this because I wasn't funny. But one day I decided that I was going to be funny so I stood quietly listening and waiting and then finally I slipped something in. The entire group just stopped and stared at me with their mouths hanging open. The problem was that I didn't want to try to be funny and fail so I chose to say something obscure with a straight face. The problem was that they didn't know whether I was kidding.
Within a few seconds they started up again and again I slipped something in. This time they looked at me and they all laughed hard. And at that point I knew that I had done it. I had been funny without risking failure.
A year later I was on a class trip to Australia. There was a group of us that was waiting to go whitewater rafting and since I was a shy kid I stood quietly. The others were nervous so they were saying fun things to each other about what may happen on the river trip. At that point I interjected "or we could plummet to deaths. Either one." The entire group broke out into laughter and the teacher from Kansas said about me "that one does say much, but when he does, man is it good."
I think that enabled me to never put myself out there. So over the years my main type of humor developed as sardonic and absurdist. And now that I writing this book the humor I'm employing is strange. At this point I don't know what to think of my characters. I don't know if the style of speech I'm using is out of place, whether the odd way that the narrator speaks is humours or just non-sensical, or if the main character's emotionally and verbally abusive penis is funny or just a little sad.
But hey, either way I'm glad I started today. The pressure to start is finally gone replaced by the thought that although I've hid my insanity from everyone up to this point, this book will reveal me for what I am. I think I need someone to hold me.
You can follow my blog on my profile page. Here is the first entry:
So, tomorrow morning I'm supposed to get up and write 1,500 pages for a book that I'm really nervous about writing. It's not that I think that I will fail to write. What I'm nervous about is that I will fail to be funny but spend a bunch of time in frustration trying to be funny and then in the end not be funny. But of course tomorrow when I wake up I will be tired (I'm writing this at 3am) and my creative juices might not be flowing and nothing could come. Really it could all turn out to be very bad tomorrow.
I've never before written a book that is supposed to be funny most of the way through and I don't even know if I can do it. I wrote a movie that was supposed to be funny and let me tell you, the sound of laughter when the movie first screened for a real audience was simply one of the best exerperiences of my life.
I was way to nervous to actually be in the theatre when the movie started. I was in the the projection room trying to hide. But as I was talking to the projectionist I heard the sound of the entire theatre laughing coming from the little hole where the camera sat and I was amazed. About a year beforehand I sat in my room thinking "this will be funny won't it? Sure, people will laugh at this." But my lead actress had said it wasn't funny and I had my doubts. But to hear the laughter in the audience really made me feel good.
Now 8 years later I am going to sit in my room again and try to decide what is going to make people laugh a year from now. I know this process is supposed to be fun or something, but damn, I can feel my chest hurt just typing this. Please people send me some positive energy because the truth is that right now I feel like rolling into a ball and throwing up. I have never had such an intense response before, but man can I fail writing this one. God I feel like throwing up.
So, tomorrow morning I'm supposed to get up and write 1,500 pages for a book that I'm really nervous about writing. It's not that I think that I will fail to write. What I'm nervous about is that I will fail to be funny but spend a bunch of time in frustration trying to be funny and then in the end not be funny. But of course tomorrow when I wake up I will be tired (I'm writing this at 3am) and my creative juices might not be flowing and nothing could come. Really it could all turn out to be very bad tomorrow.
I've never before written a book that is supposed to be funny most of the way through and I don't even know if I can do it. I wrote a movie that was supposed to be funny and let me tell you, the sound of laughter when the movie first screened for a real audience was simply one of the best exerperiences of my life.
I was way to nervous to actually be in the theatre when the movie started. I was in the the projection room trying to hide. But as I was talking to the projectionist I heard the sound of the entire theatre laughing coming from the little hole where the camera sat and I was amazed. About a year beforehand I sat in my room thinking "this will be funny won't it? Sure, people will laugh at this." But my lead actress had said it wasn't funny and I had my doubts. But to hear the laughter in the audience really made me feel good.
Now 8 years later I am going to sit in my room again and try to decide what is going to make people laugh a year from now. I know this process is supposed to be fun or something, but damn, I can feel my chest hurt just typing this. Please people send me some positive energy because the truth is that right now I feel like rolling into a ball and throwing up. I have never had such an intense response before, but man can I fail writing this one. God I feel like throwing up.
Best Sexual Positions for G-Spot & Female Pleasure
This video is a part of RateABull's 'Best Sexual Positions for...' series. This video demonstrates the Lap Dance, Her on Top Reverse Positions, the Leg Earrings and Doggie Style position.
Try these positions out and let me know which are your favorite. Also, if you have any other ideas for videos, let me know. I'm always looking for great ideas.
Best Sexual Positions for G-Spot & Female Pleasure
By request, here are some great techniques for how to last longer in bed. I also go into detail about PC muscle exercises because it is very important for not only lasting longer in bed, but also having a more power and fulfilling orgasm.
Please post a comment if any of these techniques have worked for you and let us know which are your favorites.
Best Sexual Positions for a Smaller Penis (Hulk Video)
This is a new video in RateABull.com's 'Best Sexual Positions for... series. This video for guys that worry that their penis is on the smaller side. Remember that size isn't everything, but here are the best positions for achieving deep penetration no matter what your size.
This video includes the sexual positions: Doggie Style, Her on Top Reverse, Leg Earrings, and Side Saddle.
Recently scientists have been studying happiness. It turns out that they've proven that there is one thing that we can do that is guaranteed to raise our base level of happiness. Here it is:
How to be Happeir! (The Scientifically Proven Method)
I think that the most important thing that I could do with my life would be to help others to make their life better. And if I had to choose only one thing that I could communicate I would choose to share the technique that talk about in the vlog because it is about how to get rid of anxiety, addiction, panic attacks, and bad habits with food, money and sex.
So many of us, suffer through life. So many of us are driven by base desires. We get fat, drink too much, spend too much money, chase after sex and think this is what life is. No, no it is not.
Those desires are the result of a broken system. We don't want the food, or alcohol, the things, or the sex. We want what those things bring us psychologically. And if we are doing those things or are paralysed from anxiety, addiction or panic attacks, we're not happy, and have no possiblity of becoming happy in the future.
My experience tells me that the technique that I describe helps. I have nothing to gain from you using the techinque except for the fact that the world as a whole might me a little more pleasant. So please, check it out, and if you like it, please share it with others.
When I was a kid I was always insecure about how to please a woman. And I always wished I had some sort of insight on how to do it. After a lot of research and practice I figured it out. So if you're interested, consider this as a great starting point with women.
The key idea is that there are 7 erognous zones and that the g-spot and clitoris are very important. Imagine that!
Here is a topic that I wondered about for years. 'Is it possible to enlarge your penis?' Well, apparently the answer is yes.
Here's the thing, probably 95% of all men have thought about this. A crazy percentage of men feel insecure about the size of their penis, and it doesn't matter how large they are compared to other men. And if so many men think about it, why shouldn't we talk about it? If people talked about it when I was younger, it could have saved me a lot of anguish.
So here goes. A few years ago I tried what's called jelqing and it worked, so I am going to be kind enough to share the information with the rest of the world. By the way, you're welcome. :-)
How to Enlarge Your Penis - Pt.1
How to Enlarge Your Penis - Pt.2
You can now read my results with jelqing in my new book: Happiness Thru the Art of... Penis Enlargement: A 'Novel Guide' to Jelqing, the G-spot, How to Last Longer in Bed and Other Sexual Secrets.'
For me it is a life long goal to understand who we are. And every so often when I stumble across something that really explains a lot about myself it's like finding hidden treasure. And it is simply my nature to share the things that I've learned with other people.
There were times when I thought that there was a big difference between being straight and gay from a mental stand point. And there was a time when I thought that being bi was exactly like being straight or gay. It turns out that I was wrong in both accounts.
I feel like I've talk about enough sex for right now. I think that it might be interesting to talk about who I am outside of my sex life. Like for example I was a director consultant on the video game Leisure Suit Larry.
And I'll tell you the story of how I came up with the idea for RateABull.com. It's a good story filled with love... no, like and heartbreak.
Check out the video and get comfortable, it's a little talkie :-)
